High doses of estrogen or testosterone are safe.
You can understand the Bible without reading it.
Life without parole means life without parole.
The strategic oil reserve is for emergencies.
Only biologists can define what a woman is.
Electric cars are't made with fossil fuel.
The laptop was Russian disinformation.
NYC robot "Digidogs" are no big deal.
Burning and looting are peaceful.
Government spends money wisely.
The vaccine stopped the spread.
East Palestine water is safe.
We have freedom of speech.
Police stop home invasions.
Gun free zone signs work.
Minorities don't have ID.
The economy is thriving.
Elections are perfect.
Criminals obey laws.
The border is closed.
Cloth masks work.
Corn Pop is real.
Justice is blind.
Crime is low.
...and monkeys fly out of my butt.
Disagree with any of these and you are a bigot, racist, denier, extremist, hater, radical, wing nut, insurrectionist, anti-democracy, terrorist, violent, spreader of misinformation, blood on your hands, uncaring, homophobe, murderer, liar, xenophobe, islamophobe, conspiracist and fool.
Other then that you are free to express yourself. God bless America, but only use the God word inside your church building, on Sunday morning between 10 and 12.
I hope I'm not banned for being mean to monkeys.
